kipplekipple:

fullmetalfisting:

beemovieerotica:

unfriendlyblackwitch:

anarchapella:

Please fucking lie to your employer. Like they don’t need to know your mental health issues or what drugs you do. Ffs

its not lying if its to employers or cops

and look up ur rights on what they can and cannot ask u many places ban asking about ur record and transportation status and things like that resources will also tell u how they reword sketchy questions so ur prepared

here’s a quick guide for Americans with very common interview questions I’ve been asked:

  • 🚫 illegal: how old are you?
  • ⚠️ dicey: what year did you graduate?
  • ✅ legal: are you 18 or older?
  • 🚫 illegal: do you have kids?
  • ⚠️ dicey: what responsibilities do you have at home?
  • ✅ legal: can you adhere to this schedule?
  • 🚫 illegal: do you have a disability or are you mentally ill?
  • ⚠️ dicey: is there anything we should know about you that would interfere with your job?
  • ✅ legal: can you perform these specific (named and described) duties?
  • 🚫 illegal: have you ever been arrested?
  • ⚠️ dicey: would you like to tell us about any problems you’ve had with the law?
  • legal in 37 states: have you ever been convicted of a crime?

I recently filled out an application that asked me what kinds of medication I was on. Naturally, I said I wasn’t on any because. That’s so illegal.

Lie on your job applications.

It’s not lying if it’s to landlords either

xn3city:

millenniallust4death:

millenniallust4death:

I’m paying to force seven thousand strangers to see a photo of my late husband having fun with his dog. Tumblr Blaze is totally worth it. XD

Thank-you to all of my new Internet stranger friends for being so gracious about having my post shoved onto your dashboards. I loved reading all of your kind tags and comments! Both Martin and Bosco have been gone for several years now but for 24 hours, they felt very present in my life. I greatly appreciate this gift. ❤️

Reblog to have your dashboard be visited by the spirit of joy that death can end but not erase.